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ONE OF THEM ISN'T THINKING. Heavyweight Boxy Tee

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One of them isn't thinking.

Size: Choose an option

Size Guide

Every MUSER garment is made to order, so getting the size right first time matters. All measurements below are the real supplier figures for the exact garments we print on.

THE MOST RELIABLE WAY TO CHOOSE
  1. Take a t-shirt you already own and like the fit of.
  2. Lay it flat, smooth out the wrinkles.
  3. Measure pit to pit across the chest, and shoulder seam to hem for length.
  4. Match those two numbers to the tables below.

This beats measuring your body, because it compares like for like — a garment against a garment.

Boxy Heavyweight TeesCotton Heritage MC1087 · 7 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, boxy with dropped shoulders

MAYBE LATER., ALREADY DID IT., TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE., DRAFTS (47)., ONE OF THEM ISN'T THINKING.

Garment, laid flat S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (shoulder to hem) 28.25"71.8 cm 29.25"74.3 cm 30.25"76.8 cm 31.25"79.4 cm 32.5"82.5 cm 33.5"85.1 cm 34.25"87.0 cm
Width (pit to pit) 22"55.9 cm 24"61.0 cm 26"66.0 cm 28"71.1 cm 30"76.2 cm 32"81.3 cm 34"86.4 cm
To fit body chest S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Chest circumference 34–37"86.4–94.0 cm 38–41"96.5–104.1 cm 42–45"106.7–114.3 cm 46–49"116.8–124.5 cm 50–53"127.0–134.6 cm 54–57"137.2–144.8 cm 58–61"147.3–154.9 cm

Oversized and long: reviewers say it runs about one size big. An M is 24 in across and 29¼ in long. For the look in the photos, take your usual size; for a closer fit, one size down.

Tolerance

Measurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Garments are cut and sewn in batches, so small differences between pieces are normal.

Still not sure?

Email support@wearmuser.com with your usual size and the product you are looking at. We usually reply within 2 business days.

Fit Oversized and long: an M is 24 in across and 29¼ in long. For the look in the photos, take your usual size. For a closer fit, one size down.

  • Made to order — printed in 5–10 business days.
  • Then 3–8 business days to the US · 7–20 to the EU.
  • Shipping $4.95 flat, free over $75 after discounts. US + EU.
  • First order: 15% off with code WORLD001, until 31 Oct.
  • 30-day returns. How returns work
ONE OF THEM ISN'T THINKING. Heavyweight Boxy Tee - MUSER

ONE OF THEM ISN'T THINKING. Heavyweight Boxy Tee

The thought

A crowd of Mains, every one of them still thinking it over. Somewhere in the middle, one head belongs to the doer, on its own dark square. Already did it.

The words sit at the bottom of the crowd: ONE OF THEM ISN'T THINKING. The back is plain.

Which one are you? Probably one of the forty-one.

The garment
Made
Printed (direct to garment), on the front; the back stays plain.
Weight
7 oz/yd² (237 g/m²)
Fit
Oversized and long: an M is 24 in across and 29¼ in long. For the look in the photos, take your usual size. For a closer fit, one size down.
Made to order
Produced after you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse.
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 7 oz/yd² (237 g/m²)
  • Boxy, oversized fit
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Ribbed, reinforced collar
  • Printed front (DTG)
  • Printed inside neck label
  • Imported. Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Made to order. Delivery times are listed next to the price.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), AMFIKRA LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Manufacturer and seller: AMFIKRA LLC (MUSER), 30 N Gould St Ste R, Sheridan, WY 82801, United States · support@wearmuser.com
Fit + size

Fit Oversized and long: an M is 24 in across and 29¼ in long. For the look in the photos, take your usual size. For a closer fit, one size down.

Sizes: S · M · L · XL · 2XL · 3XL · 4XL

Every MUSER garment is made to order, so getting the size right first time matters. All measurements below are the real supplier figures for the exact garments we print on.

THE MOST RELIABLE WAY TO CHOOSE
  1. Take a t-shirt you already own and like the fit of.
  2. Lay it flat, smooth out the wrinkles.
  3. Measure pit to pit across the chest, and shoulder seam to hem for length.
  4. Match those two numbers to the tables below.

This beats measuring your body, because it compares like for like — a garment against a garment.

Boxy Heavyweight TeesCotton Heritage MC1087 · 7 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, boxy with dropped shoulders

MAYBE LATER., ALREADY DID IT., TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE., DRAFTS (47)., ONE OF THEM ISN'T THINKING.

Garment, laid flat S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (shoulder to hem) 28.25"71.8 cm 29.25"74.3 cm 30.25"76.8 cm 31.25"79.4 cm 32.5"82.5 cm 33.5"85.1 cm 34.25"87.0 cm
Width (pit to pit) 22"55.9 cm 24"61.0 cm 26"66.0 cm 28"71.1 cm 30"76.2 cm 32"81.3 cm 34"86.4 cm
To fit body chest S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Chest circumference 34–37"86.4–94.0 cm 38–41"96.5–104.1 cm 42–45"106.7–114.3 cm 46–49"116.8–124.5 cm 50–53"127.0–134.6 cm 54–57"137.2–144.8 cm 58–61"147.3–154.9 cm

Oversized and long: reviewers say it runs about one size big. An M is 24 in across and 29¼ in long. For the look in the photos, take your usual size; for a closer fit, one size down.

Tolerance

Measurements are supplied by the manufacturer and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Garments are cut and sewn in batches, so small differences between pieces are normal.

Still not sure?

Email support@wearmuser.com with your usual size and the product you are looking at. We usually reply within 2 business days.

Care

Your garment is printed or embroidered to order. Most of what wears a print out is heat and friction. This is how to avoid both.

Washing

  • Turn it inside out before it goes in. This single step protects the print more than anything else on this page.
  • Wash cold (30°C / 86°F or below), gentle cycle, with like colours.
  • No bleach, and no fabric softener — softener coats the fibres and dulls a direct-to-garment print over time.

Drying

  • Tumble dry low, or hang to dry — hanging is kinder to both print and fit.
  • Avoid high heat. Heat is what cracks a print and shrinks cotton.

Ironing

  • Iron inside out, on low.
  • Never iron directly onto the print or the embroidery.
  • Do not dry clean.

Embroidery

  • Wash inside out and skip the tumble dryer where you can.
  • If a stitch ever catches, trim it — never pull it.

Mugs, stickers, hats and the beanie

  • Mugs: dishwasher and microwave safe. Hand washing keeps the print brightest longest.
  • Stickers: clean the surface first, and place them once; they don't like being moved.
  • Dad hats: spot clean. Don't machine wash.
  • Beanie: hand wash cold and dry flat. The washing machine stretches it out of shape.

Questions

Email support@wearmuser.com.

Shipping + returns
  • Made to order — printed in 5–10 business days.
  • Then 3–8 business days to the US · 7–20 to the EU.
  • Shipping $4.95 flat, free over $75 after discounts. US + EU.
  • First order: 15% off with code WORLD001, until 31 Oct.
  • 30-day returns. How returns work

Something wrong with an order? support@wearmuser.com

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